Top Ten Questions On The Application For Doorman At Osama Bin Laden's Cave Complex

10. Do you have references from maniacal terrorists you've worked for?

9. Mind signing for exploding packages?

8. You're not taking this job so you can kill Osama and get the $25 million, are you?

7. Do you mind being drugged, knocked out, blindfolded and driven 200 miles to and from work every day?

6. List three references who can vouch for your beard

5. Can you make balloon animals? Osama loves balloon animals

4. Will you contribute to the 401(K) even though there's not a chance in hell you'll see 65?

3. Are you okay with some light typing and filing?

2. List the schools where you received your fanatical, hate-filled "education"

1. May we pay you in sand?

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