Redhead Jokes
Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch
Q: What do redheads
and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What's safer:
a redhead or a pirahna?
A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools.
Q: How do you get
a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something like "I'm one of those males who love redheads, great
jokes."
Q: How do you get
a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: Why aren't there
any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.
Q: What do you
call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal
Q: What do you
call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
Q: How do you get
a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something
Q: If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
A: If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and
puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
Q: How do you know
a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
Q: What does a
redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Q: How do you know
when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q: How do you know
when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Only two things
are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
Q: How do you know
when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.